Farewell Wishes Says Farewell Decency

Loki Speaks Wisdom

• Loki: Insolent! How can one give birth as a man?
• Loki: I am a beautiful pony
• Loki: with a glorious and lush mane that sparkles in the sunlight and rainbows decorate it's beautiful length!
• Loki: Neigh

• Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
• Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
• Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
• Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
• Tumblr: PORN?
• Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
• Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
• Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
• Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
• Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

perf life

• You: BROTHER WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
• Stranger: Well well, the Odinson has discovered omegle
• You: I am not an Odinson. Though I assume you are a Stark?
• Stranger: Who else?
• Stranger: Well, besides maybe you
• Stranger: Or Clint. I can see Clint coming on here
• You: I do not. Clint is far too busy with Natasha.
• Stranger: Thor's still trying to figure out how to get onto the browser, if you're wondering
• You: Is he in your home?
• Stranger: It's the Avengers home now. But yes
• You: Well teach him! I must speak to my brother.
• Stranger: I... well here, give me a sec
• Stranger: He knows how to type already, so
• Stranger: Let me get him
• You: How can I give you a 'sec' if I do not know how to acquire a 'sec'?
• Stranger: It means 'a second'
• You: I do not have a second to spare, Stark!
• Stranger: Alright, alright, jeez
• Stranger: He's right here
• You: Brother?
• Stranger: Loki? Brother? Stark says you wish to speak with me?
• You: Yes, it is urgent.
• You: I must tell you of two things.
• You: One, I am involved with another horse.
• You: A very beautiful, majestic horse.
• You: I believe I may be pregnant once again.
• Stranger: Again?
• You: Yes, again.
• You: It was beautiful.
• You: Or perhaps I am just sick from the mortal food I've eaten.
• Stranger: Loki, I know not what to say or think
• You: Pop-Tarts, I believe.
• You: Anyway...
• Stranger: Pop-tarts are delicious. Do not mock them
• You: And two, I have Loki'd your mortal female. She quite liked it.
• Stranger: You WHAT?!
• You: There is this Internet place.
• You: It is called Tumblr.
• You: And they used Loki'd for quite almost everything!
• Stranger: If you have touched my Jane you will see my hammer in your gut!
• You: So, I have Loki'd your mortal woman!
• You: Perhaps you should have a talk with her about, ah, as they say... 'Hammering.'
• Stranger: You bedded with her?!
• You: She insisted they we lay together! So I simply complied.
• You: that we*
• You: My mistakes, brother. Excuse the spelling errors.
• Stranger: She would not
• You: I am only now learning.
• Stranger: You lie to me
• You: Would she not?
• You: I do have proof, brother.
• You: I feared you would not believe me, so I took back to Jotunheim a token of her, ah... affections.
• Stranger: Oh?
• You: A very lacy undergarment! I believe they call them 'panties' on Earth.
• Stranger: Please allow me but a moment, Brother, Stark is laughing at me. I must go throw him
• Stranger: Or not. He ran away
• Stranger: Brother, why do you do this to me?
• You: Ask why your Jane insisted rather than something as blasphemous as 'why do you do this to me?'
• Stranger: Experience makes me believe you changed your shape to do this. Made yourself into me perhaps
• You: Oh, no. I do hope you'll ask me why she insisted, brother!
• Stranger: Why?
• You: I think you'll find it humorous!
• Stranger: I have my doubts
• You: She said... Oh dear. She said she prefers men with darker hair and no beards.
• You: Hah! Ah, so amusing. Really.
• You: Also, she says she prefers the... What were her words... 'Bad boys.'
• Stranger: ...
• Stranger: Surely you lie
• You: What reason would I have to lie?
• Stranger: To hurt me
• Stranger: To anger me?
• You: But I promise with every inch of my body and every part of my soul, with all of my love for you, brother, that I am not lying.
• Stranger: ... then this truly saddens me
• You: I am sorry for saddening you brother. Those were not my intentions. Surely, you will want a virtual hug?
• Stranger: A real hug would help more, but I will take the offer
• You: Okay. Here you are brother. *Hugs* All better!
• Stranger: *hugs back* Thank you
• You: Farewell, brother. Perhaps, when we encounter each other again, I will give you the token I took home from the mortal!
• Stranger: Farewell Brother
• You have disconnected